cumpie
A woman's vagina after a male (of any species) has ejaculated in her. In pornography this usually involves several males to ensure that the semen drips from her vagina to be captured on video or camera.
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Cumpire
Cumpire by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
daddy's cummies
The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.
"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"
"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."
"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."
daddy's cummies by Serious Chris February 3, 2017
Cumpits
Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.
We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!
Cumpits by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011
spill the cummies
spill the cummies by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021
Cumfiend
A girl, 9 times out of 10 a dirty slut, who craves cum more than the average lady. She will suck your penis long and good and enjoy it immensely, swallowing your bodily fluid. Sometimes for free, sometimes for drugs, and sometimes for sex. This isn't a girl you want to marry, cause she will cheat on you at the wedding. Fuck her silly and never mention it to your friends cause they will rape you with insults and they won't forget.
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