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Dress like item of clothing traditionally worn by schoolgirls. However now rarely worn as school uniform it is mostly a term of reference for tabloid press editors.
1) School Dress
2) Gymslip Mum Tracey (16) didn't realise she was pregnant until her boyfriend Wayne (38) noticed her waters breaking as he had his fingers and tops.
by navyblue December 03, 2006
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A stupid fucking law invented and enforced by Americans.
"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.
by navyblue January 11, 2007
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A promo girl is a unusually thick girl with good physical attributes who is willing to spend her working life wearing the following, a bikini, a swimsuit, micro skirt, cropped top, boob tube. Whilst standing in front of some crappy cheap product at a exhibition which is aimed entirely for purchase by males. You would imagine that they would have low self esteem but normally they are so engrossed in the business of bending over the car that they actually feel they are making a difference to the world.

Not to be confused with sluts who actually know what they are doing.
Man 1) Has that car company hired in a bunch of whores to stand in front of their cars.
Man 2) No they are promo girls and they won't always fuck for money... Damn shame though!
by navyblue December 03, 2006
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Police term for a police dog, refers to their speed and shiny coat
the burglar is has been hiding in that undergrowth sarge. The dog unit will be here in a minute with a couple of furry torpedoes to flush the fucker out and bite him!
by navyblue December 03, 2006
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A woman's vagina after a male (of any species) has ejaculated in her. In pornography this usually involves several males to ensure that the semen drips from her vagina to be captured on video or camera.
me and my mates fucked the slut until she had a horrible cumpie!
by navyblue December 03, 2006
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A very fat female with hygiene difficulties, often seen eating and rarely walking. This monster moves from hospital to hospital eating whatever food is available from a trough. Best avoided at all costs.
Cor blimey did you see that white south african nurse she took up my entire field of vision from over 30 yrds away!
by navyblue December 03, 2006
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A swimsuit is an item of clothing designed to be worn for swimming. Swimsuits can be skin-tight or loosely fitting and range from garments designed to preserve as much modesty as possible to garments designed to reveal as much of the body as possible without actual nudity. They are often lined with a fabric that prevents them from becoming transparent when wet.

I quite fancy that girl now I have seen her in her day-glo one piece swimsuit.
by navyblue December 03, 2006
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