by timothy the great December 31, 2007
A hot ass girl who is always thick. She is pretty, and funny, chill, but she can be rude. But overall she is the best person to be around
by itsthebitchhoe December 05, 2019
an emerson is the kind of person who will send memes back and forth with you all day. they will send you the most relevant memes specifically found for you that they have hand picked out.
if you meet an emerson keep them forever they are so amazing.
but emerson’s are also gamers and love to just chill and vibe out with you.
if you meet an emerson keep them forever they are so amazing.
but emerson’s are also gamers and love to just chill and vibe out with you.
girl 1: woah this guy sent me the funniest meme and it is so me!
girl 2: woah, he must be an emerson
girl 2: woah, he must be an emerson
by clouddreamer July 04, 2020
Emerson is by far the worst appliance company ever. Their TVs don't have the right buttons on them, their appliances are flimsy pieces of shit, and they sell things in the US and yet its impossible to contact their customer service outside of Canada. Seriously try, they block your phone calls most of the time.
Customer: My television doesn't have an input button and the flimsy remote broke! What do I do?
Emerson customer service: Sorry, I'm too busy anally raping my fellow Canadians to respond right now.
Customer: What can I do about my broken iPod Alarm Clock?
Emerson customer service: Not email me, Thats for Canadians only.
Customer: Emerson Electronics can drink my bodily fluids.
Emerson customer service: Sorry, I'm too busy anally raping my fellow Canadians to respond right now.
Customer: What can I do about my broken iPod Alarm Clock?
Emerson customer service: Not email me, Thats for Canadians only.
Customer: Emerson Electronics can drink my bodily fluids.
by krakpusha March 18, 2008
a cesspool in bergen county, nj
by ex-emersonian September 09, 2005
by suuushihanna August 24, 2009
Emerson is a guy with super skilled abilities. He can chop a block of wood by giving it the death stare. A Emerson is a word to describe the most handsome child a man could ever wish to have the luck of being given. Emerson are those totally awesome guys you wish to meet in yourlifetime.
A father: Man did you see that father today at Karate, that boy was all a father could hope to have he must of been a Emerson.
A mother: That mom has the most spectacular handsome charming intelligent son I have seen, she must have a Emerson.
Some Man:Did you see that tornado stop in it's tracks?
Some woman: Yes, Emerson musta gave it a look of "I will kick your butt" if you dont wind down.
Siblings: My mother couldn't of come up with a more origninal loving great brother as our Emerson.
A mother: That mom has the most spectacular handsome charming intelligent son I have seen, she must have a Emerson.
Some Man:Did you see that tornado stop in it's tracks?
Some woman: Yes, Emerson musta gave it a look of "I will kick your butt" if you dont wind down.
Siblings: My mother couldn't of come up with a more origninal loving great brother as our Emerson.
by brotherofemerson February 05, 2010