Cumpits 

Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.

We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!

Cumpits by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011

Cumpiss 

The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.

It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss

Cumpiss by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017

Cumpissslit

\ kəm-’pis-’slit \

Vulgar slang

Verb
1. To urinate and ejaculate

Adjective

2. A man spooging an illegal or questionable and secretive amount of his semen.

Word Origin and History:

Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels

Word Origin and History:

Donald Trump was cumpissslit in Stormy Daniels.

Cumpissslit by Skeki May 23, 2018

Cumpiss 

When you piss after busting a nut.

"Damn why is your piss so thick and drooping".

"Cause it's cumpiss"

"Thaaaaats why it's whitish yellow, ok"

Cumpiss by Side boobs November 23, 2016

cumpiss 

When you cum and piss at the same time

Person 1: I'm cumpissing yoooooooooooo

cumpiss by BigWillly March 4, 2019

Cumpiss 

When you just nutted, so you can't piss well. You have to do hard abdominal force to just piss a little.......very tiring

**nuts**
Pepe: Damn, I should have taken a piss before now I have CUMPISS and my dick boutta explode

Cumpiss by slimyjimmy April 9, 2019

Cumptits 

A fine mist of jizz on the bosoms before breakfast!

I gave her a case of cumptits this morning!

Cumptits by daixso January 16, 2011