cumdap 

When a male human greets another male with a fistpound after recently ejaculating onto the very same hand.

"I knew Todd was coming over, so I decided against washing up and gave him the old cumdap"

cumdap by jymez March 11, 2015

Cumdip 

An alternative to chip dip, typically offered to unwelcome party guests. Similar to Minnie's famous chocolate pie from the film The Help, Cumdip is the enormous, bear-sized load, stirred into an already white chip or vegetable dip to maximize camouflage.

Waylon crashed our Super Bowl party, so we stuffed him full of ranch cumdip. At first we were surprised he didn't notice, but it must have been such a common taste that he thought nothing of it.

Cumdip by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Ice cream Cumday 

when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.

Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"

Ice cream Cumday by klempy April 25, 2011

anal cumdart 

When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.

Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning

anal cumdart by aRi`` August 11, 2006

cumdazzle 

The act of blowing your load on a woman's chest and then throwing glitter on the affected area.

Linda returned from a bad day at work, so I decided to brighten her day by giving her a cumdazzle.

cumdazzle by ntyravgjo January 21, 2011

Cumapalooza 

An event that causes endless orgasmic pleasure.

James' mom was a cumapalooza.

Cumapalooza by Gregorosaurus December 20, 2014

Cumpaper 

When somebody gets a piece of paper and wraps it around their penis to cum into it

Eww I found Johns Cumpaper!

Cumpaper by Yoadseem August 21, 2020