cumdazzle

The act of blowing your load on a woman's chest and then throwing glitter on the affected area.

Linda returned from a bad day at work, so I decided to brighten her day by giving her a cumdazzle.

by ntyravgjo January 21, 2011

cumdazzle

when someone has you amazed by their cum

baby, you got me cumdazzled

by betonit February 17, 2020

Cumpuzzled

Unsure as to whose ejaculatory fluid is on or around a person's body, specifically the face.

Taylor wiped the jizz off her face but was still cumpuzzled afterwards.

by UTgoalieguy May 14, 2010

cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.

my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.

by hopanger October 17, 2002

cumfuzzled

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.

What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.

by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009

Cumguzzleriffic

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.

"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

camdazzle

Nickname for a douchebag born into wealth who hasn't had to work for anything in his entire life. Hair gel usually covers his or her phalanges. Bathroom soap is his or her weakness avoiding contact at all costs.

You need to borrow my car?! Wow, you're being such a camdazzle today

by Drossman86 November 16, 2016