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Cumaphobia 

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.
"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."
Cumaphobia by Jolly May 31, 2004
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cuppaphobia 

The fear or phobia of a person who is afraid of cups. They believe these small, bowl-shaped cylindrical holders are evil will slowly and inconspicuously harm the unsuspecting human being that stumbles upon it's presence. Usually from a traumatizing experience with such objects.
You going to the party with Susy tonight?
Nah, i heard she has Cuppaphobia.
cuppaphobia by cool_kid_noah June 28, 2016

curaphobia 

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.
I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.
curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Humaphobia 

The fear of Humanity

This also means you have issues because your afraid of yourself
Billy Bob has humaphobia
Humaphobia by Not Romanap November 29, 2016

Cetaphobia 

Cetaphobia is the fear of Emi and the Brad does discord server
I went on discord and some kid got cetaphobia when he saw emi talking
Cetaphobia by Cetaphobic January 17, 2019
The irrational fear of semen/a male's cum.
"My girlfriend never sucks me off these days. Idk if she's tired of me, or she just has cumphobia."
Cumphobia by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

cataphobia

noun. the fear of dying and leaving words unsaid
She has cataphobia, so she wants to say many words before she dies.
cataphobia by lilyac November 10, 2013