14 definitions by Mad Mick!
A one-of-a-kind, stupid ass mother fucker who attempts the absolute worst type of golf shot they could possibly draw up.
The route to the green was too perfect and wide open, so Badshah pulled a Naldworths and hit a huge-ass power slice through the fucking forest to get there instead.
by Mad Mick! April 24, 2016
A load of cum in ones mouth either so large or so delicious they literally start chewing before they swallow it.
Waylon was so overwhelmed from the rhinoceros sized load in his mouth he chewed that shit into bubblecum.
by Mad Mick! April 24, 2016
The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.
Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.
by Mad Mick! November 28, 2016
When one is royally screwed over by being lulled into a false sence of security only to get well and truly rodger ramjetted.
Mick and Dave hustled Tony like a fit bird only to be fucked up the ass by a sweaty 300lb twat with a 12 inch cock and truly fucked a treat. Major credit to Tony and Ant.
by Mad Mick! November 30, 2016
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.
by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016
The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.
I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.
by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016
A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.
Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.
by Mad Mick! July 19, 2016