An alternative to chip dip, typically offered to unwelcome party guests. Similar to Minnie's famous chocolate pie from the film The Help, Cumdip is the enormous, bear-sized load, stirred into an already white chip or vegetable dip to maximize camouflage.
Waylon crashed our Super Bowl party, so we stuffed him full of ranch cumdip. At first we were surprised he didn't notice, but it must have been such a common taste that he thought nothing of it.
by Mad Mick! April 24, 2016
The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.
Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.
by Mad Mick! September 07, 2016
A one-of-a-kind, stupid ass mother fucker who attempts the absolute worst type of golf shot they could possibly draw up.
The route to the green was too perfect and wide open, so Badshah pulled a Naldworths and hit a huge-ass power slice through the fucking forest to get there instead.
by Mad Mick! April 24, 2016
A load of cum in ones mouth either so large or so delicious they literally start chewing before they swallow it.
Waylon was so overwhelmed from the rhinoceros sized load in his mouth he chewed that shit into bubblecum.
by Mad Mick! April 24, 2016
The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.
Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.
by Mad Mick! November 28, 2016
The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.
I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.
by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016
The act of someone ramming their ring and middle fingers into a squirt prone cunt, and proceeding to type away on the g spot until the pussy explodes with squirt all over the arm, thus flushing the bitch out.
Lucy finger flushed Pam so long and hard that she had to wear a poncho. Good thing we've got a hydro shop-vac for the mess.
by Mad Mick! August 29, 2016