Cumdad 

A word you call someone when they are being a cumdad.

Bro-D: Hey Stimpak let's go to the beach and fly some kites.
Stimpak: I can't, man. I have to work overtime tonight.
Bro-D: Your boss is such a cumdad.
Stimpak: I know... :(

Cumdad by Nappy (THE FUCKING KING) March 13, 2011

Au mas cota cudad var 

This sentence stems from a popular slang that is used by Georgians. (usually referred as Russians.)

A condition when a person is saying "I am Ill" even though they are not. this sentence is used as a "getaway" in a situation where a person is too lazy or too sleepy to be active on a lesson. a direct translation of this sentence is "Teacher, I am kind of ill."

-Mate, ra xdeba?
-Au mas cota cudad var.

Au mas cota cudad var by DramashviliDefinitions March 31, 2022

cumdodger 

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.

I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!

cumdodger by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004

Ice cream Cumday 

when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.

Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"

Ice cream Cumday by klempy April 25, 2011

Cumadilla

When you cum in a quesadilla or fill a quesadilla with dick cheese then cook it.

Honey go make me a cumadilla.

Cumadilla by Cumadilla July 18, 2017

anal cumdart 

When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.

Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning

anal cumdart by aRi`` August 11, 2006

cumdazzle 

The act of blowing your load on a woman's chest and then throwing glitter on the affected area.

Linda returned from a bad day at work, so I decided to brighten her day by giving her a cumdazzle.

cumdazzle by ntyravgjo January 21, 2011