cumco

a business that is totally deoted to the sale and distribution of cum

Hi Mary, I just bought a gallon of cum from cumco

by jtcjr13 July 29, 2009

Louisiana Cumcake

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

Cumcentration

The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.

Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.

Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?

by Germ604 June 25, 2009

Cumboozled

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.

person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti

by dasNobody August 27, 2022

cumboy

Someone who listens to cum town

Do you think a women will ever get married to a cumboy?

by bustinsideme November 26, 2020

Cumchatta

It is dope

Ayy man that was cumchatta.

by Cumchatta12 May 29, 2021

CumCocktion

A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......

After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....

by Master Brawny December 27, 2016