Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was
pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.
Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration
camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that'
s very socially insensitive, I dont make
fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?