cumcola

The act of mixing cocaine with sperm and snorting it or doing it in some form or another.

I did a line of cumcola.

by kinkyf4 October 13, 2006

Cumclappa

A person who cums in between another persons checks then smacks said cheeks making a clapping sound.

Joe: yooo I gave her the cumclappa last night bitch loved it.
Brian: It’s 2 in the fucking morning get out of my house.

by Ghost29 January 10, 2022

Cumcold

Stringy Semen dripping from the nose of somebody performing Fellatio, usually when ejaculation occurs during 'deep throat', and the load makes its way up through the sinuses and out of the nose.

Martin has got a bad case of flu, his nose is running and he looks like he has a cumcold.

I think Michelle has been sucking somebody off, she has got a proper cumcold going on.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

Cumocolate

When you mix chocolate with cum for that sweet and salty flavor. It’s like milk chocolate, but instead of milk, you use man juice.

Hey girl, wanna go back to my place for some cumocolate? I made it last night!

by Cynical Jester November 8, 2018

cum cola

Not a popular brand of soda but one that most women love to gulp.

In a blind taste test cum cola beats out coke and pepsi 3 to 2.

by Brian Bertolli October 28, 2007

cumdolance

Recognition of/ability to relate to the heart sinking feeling of when you are unable to cum during intercourse, not due to a lack of desire, but rather because of a momentary lack of ability to do so.

My cumdolance to you and your balls after that unsuccessful sexual adventure

by Dank hor January 26, 2023

cumcolepsy

The unfortunate disease of cumming every time one is excited. Similar to narcolepsy, which is falling asleep each time the brain is stimulated to excitement.

After seeing the abundance of presents under the tree, Pete jizzed in his pants, just like those guys on that video. Pete suffers from cumcolepsy.

by megflem March 22, 2009