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Stringy Semen dripping from the nose of somebody performing Fellatio, usually when ejaculation occurs during 'deep throat', and the load makes its way up through the sinuses and out of the nose.
Martin has got a bad case of flu, his nose is running and he looks like he has a cumcold.

I think Michelle has been sucking somebody off, she has got a proper cumcold going on.
Cumcold by Underpants_man July 4, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
Noun - The semen ejaculated into a person's eyes.

verb - To ejaculate into a person's eyes.
"Bitch bit me while she was sucking my dick, so I pulled out and gave her a cumfold."
"My wife walked into our room while I was masturbating and wouldn't let me finish. So that night, while she was sleeping I cumfolded her."
cumfold by Ryan Baxter March 25, 2007
supersonic ejaculation (paying tribute to the concord)
is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a cumcord....on yo face!
cumcord by manyook April 29, 2010
The act of mixing cocaine with sperm and snorting it or doing it in some form or another.
I did a line of cumcola.
cumcola by kinkyf4 October 13, 2006

cumcolepsy 

The unfortunate disease of cumming every time one is excited. Similar to narcolepsy, which is falling asleep each time the brain is stimulated to excitement.
After seeing the abundance of presents under the tree, Pete jizzed in his pants, just like those guys on that video. Pete suffers from cumcolepsy.
cumcolepsy by megflem March 22, 2009

Cumcordian 

When a large amount of ejaculate is produced upon the fat rolls of a person(s).
That cumcordian sure does take the cake!
Cumcordian by anonymous March 22, 2025
1. The effect of dried cum on hair, holding styling in place. Depending on the volume and consistency of the cum, hold can be light, moderate, or heavy.

2. The adhesive effect of dried cum causing objects to adhere to each other.
I combed the cum into my hair and it gave my style a light cumhold that lasted all day. It also gave me some faint highlights for which I received compliments.
Cumhold by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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