Cumcold

Stringy Semen dripping from the nose of somebody performing Fellatio, usually when ejaculation occurs during 'deep throat', and the load makes its way up through the sinuses and out of the nose.

Martin has got a bad case of flu, his nose is running and he looks like he has a cumcold.

I think Michelle has been sucking somebody off, she has got a proper cumcold going on.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

cumfold

Noun - The semen ejaculated into a person's eyes.

verb - To ejaculate into a person's eyes.

"Bitch bit me while she was sucking my dick, so I pulled out and gave her a cumfold."
"My wife walked into our room while I was masturbating and wouldn't let me finish. So that night, while she was sleeping I cumfolded her."

by Ryan Baxter March 25, 2007

cumcord

supersonic ejaculation (paying tribute to the concord)

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a cumcord....on yo face!

by manyook April 29, 2010

cumcola

The act of mixing cocaine with sperm and snorting it or doing it in some form or another.

I did a line of cumcola.

by kinkyf4 October 13, 2006

cumcolepsy

The unfortunate disease of cumming every time one is excited. Similar to narcolepsy, which is falling asleep each time the brain is stimulated to excitement.

After seeing the abundance of presents under the tree, Pete jizzed in his pants, just like those guys on that video. Pete suffers from cumcolepsy.

by megflem March 22, 2009

Cumcordian

When a large amount of ejaculate is produced upon the fat rolls of a person(s).

That cumcordian sure does take the cake!

by anonymous March 22, 2025

Cumhold

1. The effect of dried cum on hair, holding styling in place. Depending on the volume and consistency of the cum, hold can be light, moderate, or heavy.

2. The adhesive effect of dried cum causing objects to adhere to each other.

I combed the cum into my hair and it gave my style a light cumhold that lasted all day. It also gave me some faint highlights for which I received compliments.

by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026