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Stringy Semen dripping from the nose of somebody performing Fellatio, usually when ejaculation occurs during 'deep throat', and the load makes its way up through the sinuses and out of the nose.
Martin has got a bad case of flu, his nose is running and he looks like he has a cumcold.

I think Michelle has been sucking somebody off, she has got a proper cumcold going on.
Cumcold by Underpants_man July 4, 2016
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Noun - The semen ejaculated into a person's eyes.

verb - To ejaculate into a person's eyes.
"Bitch bit me while she was sucking my dick, so I pulled out and gave her a cumfold."
"My wife walked into our room while I was masturbating and wouldn't let me finish. So that night, while she was sleeping I cumfolded her."
cumfold by Ryan Baxter March 25, 2007
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is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a cumcord....on yo face!
cumcord by manyook April 29, 2010
The act of mixing cocaine with sperm and snorting it or doing it in some form or another.
I did a line of cumcola.
cumcola by kinkyf4 October 13, 2006

cumcolepsy 

The unfortunate disease of cumming every time one is excited. Similar to narcolepsy, which is falling asleep each time the brain is stimulated to excitement.
After seeing the abundance of presents under the tree, Pete jizzed in his pants, just like those guys on that video. Pete suffers from cumcolepsy.
cumcolepsy by megflem March 22, 2009

Cumcordian 

When a large amount of ejaculate is produced upon the fat rolls of a person(s).
That cumcordian sure does take the cake!
Cumcordian by anonymous March 22, 2025
1. The effect of dried cum on hair, holding styling in place. Depending on the volume and consistency of the cum, hold can be light, moderate, or heavy.

2. The adhesive effect of dried cum causing objects to adhere to each other.
I combed the cum into my hair and it gave my style a light cumhold that lasted all day. It also gave me some faint highlights for which I received compliments.
Cumhold by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026