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cumcakes 

When you use cum instead of milk or water while baking cupcakes.
1.Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.
cumcakes by Morgella April 2, 2007

cumcakes 

When you use cum instead of milk or water while making cupcakes.
Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.
cumcakes by Morgella April 2, 2007

Advanced Cumcakes 

1) make a bowl of pancake batter.
2) 4 or more guys stand around it in a circle naked
3) they all reach and grab the shaft of the person to their right
4) each guy attempts to make the person to their right nut
5) after everyone has finished, the batter is cooked into pancakes
6) the person who nutted first is hand fed all of them by the person who made them nut
We played advanced cumcakes at that crazy party last night.

Louisiana Cumcake 

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.
I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.
Louisiana Cumcake by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

Cupcakes of Forgiveness 

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.
Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.
I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.
Cupcakes Fanfiction by Zapps September 1, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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