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A 12 year old prick who wanks to his own nan, also CumBoy can’t produce any semen
Emmanuel Espinoza is such a CumBoy man, I caught him wanking to his grandmother bruv. He didn’t cum though, thankfully
Cumboy by Miglene October 29, 2019
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A word used to describe a traditionally masculine man who is attempting to act homosexual for comedic purposes.
Nolan: Pete, please stop pretending to suck me off, you little cumboy.

Chase: Oops seems as though I’ve dropped my pencil in front of you, guess I have to bend over and pick it up.

Bill: Chase stop being a little cumboy.
Cumboy by Notwilliam11 March 3, 2022
Someone who cleans the jizz in the hotel room after you nut inside a prostitute. Gotta get the bed ready for the next guest and his hoe when they come upstairs. Changing the sheets, restocking condoms, emptying the trash, and ensuring surfaces/towels are dry from lube or other stains.
Always leave a tip for the cumboy. They be cleaning up yo jizz. It's the least you can do.

Lastly cumboy didn't clean shit. There be some fat stains in the sheets here. No tip for him.
Cumboy by TricksTrapHood October 27, 2025

Cumboozled 

The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.
person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week

person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti
Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022

Cumboating 

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.
Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.
Cumboating by RobRum January 5, 2009
''I shot a cumbolt in her eye''
cumbolt by legalus January 5, 2008
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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