Cumcock
For two days he had a cumcock.
Cumcock by JaneCState November 14, 2010
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CumCocktion
A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......
After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....
CumCocktion by Master Brawny December 27, 2016
cumsock
A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.
I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.
cumsock by guyonvacation October 27, 2008
cumsock
cumsock by dr cumsock November 9, 2020
cumsocket
a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner
cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005
cumlocked
Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!
or
No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.
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Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!
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No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.
or
Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!
cumlocked by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013
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