cumcoon

1. (NOUN) What is formed when one is horny but too tired to get out of bed. Due to the lack of available tissue, the skeeterpillar lets its seed fall where it will and proceeds to cocoon itself in ejaculate and blankets for the night.

2. (VERB) To make a cumcoon of oneself.

1. The skeeterpillar emerged from its cumcoon in the morning as a beautiful nutterfly.

2. Screw you guys, I'm going home to cumcoon myself.

cumcoon by erik5556 November 9, 2020

Cumcoon

When a man has an orgasm so powerful, it covers the majority of the partner's body, resulting in a cocoon like effect.

Mixed using the terms "cum" and "cocoon"

He came so hard he covered me in a cumcoon!

Cumcoon by NeoDeath90 May 14, 2010

Cuhcoonin 

Skraight chillin, usually within a blanket or snuggie

Naw bro, I'm cuhcoonin

Cuhcoonin by Cuhcoonin December 22, 2010

Cumtoon 

Cumtoon

A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out

My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon

Cumtoon by CJIZZZLE NUMBA1STUNNA!!! August 26, 2013

cumcountant

A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.

"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"

cumcountant by z0mbieparade August 31, 2016

Cuccooning 

The act of inserting a head, arm, leg or entire body into a butthole.

I'm putting my phone on silent FYI, I won't be able to grab it once the cuccooning commences.

Cuccooning by NvZbLe September 30, 2017

Cuncooned 

The act of moving an object from one location to another, using sheets to wrap said in said object in.

When moving a person from a bed up a stairwell, you cuncooned them in the sheet so that part of the object is visable.

Cuncooned by Dan Marcy May 21, 2011