cumcober

The wrong way to spell cucumber

Friend1: Hey I like cumcobers!
Friend2: you mean cucumbers?

by Smelly ass bitch September 6, 2021

Cumtober

The season of slpooging all over little children and old people in retirement homes. People also like to consume the sploog on the night of cumtober.

- I can't wait for cumtober so me and granny can have fun later

by Taslang August 30, 2022

cumcuber

a vibrator that has cum on it.

Katie: my boyfreind got me a lovely present yesterday.
Sam: what was it?
Kaite: a CUMCUBER :P

by Ca34256 December 29, 2010