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An imbecile with less sperm in there testicles than bitches they have.
You half-witted cumbet go grow some balls.

Larry: Yeah Ted got fired because he called the boss a cumbet.
cumbet by BeanLocator May 19, 2023
Words you can keep

Q-cumbersome 

When a word has too many Qs
All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

Cumberbooty 

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everyone wants the Cumberbooty
Olivia wants the Cumberbooty

Grace needs the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty
Cumberbooty by CumberCookie January 10, 2014

cumbercookies

Cumbercookies are what the fans of Benedict Cumberbatch call themselves so when they all come together, they can become a 'Cumber-batch' like a batch of cookies.
Benedict Fan When Alone: "My people and I are Cumbercookies!"
Benedict Fans In A Group Of 2+: "We are the Cumberbatch!"
cumbercookies by MutantWhoLockian December 2, 2013

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Someone with and incredible face with gorgeous cheekbones.

His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!

cumbershark 

1) A meme in the BBC Sherlock fandom related to Benedict Cumberbatch's description as a "handsome shark."
2) Benedict Cumberbatch himself, when looking particularly handsome-shark-like.
Cumbershark hunts silently through the ocean's night, seeking his favourite prey, the jam-striped doctorfish.

Cumbercrotch 

(1)A person with a large phallus; the phallus in question resembling a cucumber in terms of size and width.
(2) The crotch of the British actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Often discussed on tumblr.
(1) Did you see her boyfriend? That man has a Cumbercrotch!
(2) 'Did you see those jeans Benedict Cumberbatch was wearing?' 'How could I not? It was a great view of the Cumbercrotch!'
Cumbercrotch by EdnaAlainaPoe August 14, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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