cumber

cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.

by Andrius March 5, 2008

Cumber

A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.

Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today?

by p00pst3r! September 21, 2006

cumber

A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.

Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.

by Twoslices OfBread January 23, 2004

Cumber

When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them

hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?

by cumberparty October 19, 2009

Cumber

A Deep seated awkwardness or a very uncomfortable moment

"Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!"

or

"Man I feel so cumber right now"

by Christafa P G! January 20, 2009

cumber

A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.

"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."

by hammocksandspoons May 8, 2017

cümber

little snail eating cucumber

bröther, may i have this cümber?

by S3yst July 2, 2019