cumber 

cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.

cumber by Andrius March 5, 2008

Cumber 

A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.

Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today?

Cumber by p00pst3r! September 21, 2006

cumber 

A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.

Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.

cumber by Twoslices OfBread January 23, 2004

Cumber 

When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them

hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?

Cumber by cumberparty October 19, 2009

Cumber 

A Deep seated awkwardness or a very uncomfortable moment

"Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!"

or

"Man I feel so cumber right now"

Cumber by Christafa P G! January 20, 2009

cumber 

A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.

"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."

cumber by hammocksandspoons May 8, 2017

cumber 

@fentyslut_ ‘s cult (on twitter)

did u join the cumber cult?

cumber by fentyslut_ on twitter October 18, 2019