by Andrius March 05, 2008

Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.
by Twoslices OfBread January 23, 2004

A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.
"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."
by hammocksandspoons May 08, 2017

by Graveling November 29, 2016

A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.
by p00pst3r! September 21, 2006

by lexxxxy January 22, 2014

by cumberparty October 19, 2009
