cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"
I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.
by Andrius March 5, 2008
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A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.
Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.
by Twoslices OfBread January 24, 2004
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A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.
"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."
by hammocksandspoons May 9, 2017
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To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times
Nick really Cumbered Jake
by Graveling November 29, 2016
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cumbering someone's batch
erotically touching someone's genitalia
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Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.
by lexxxxy January 22, 2014
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A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.
Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today?
by p00pst3r! September 21, 2006
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When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them
hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?
by cumberparty October 20, 2009
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