cumbath

luxurious indulgence, usually by a female, in a plentiful supply of semen. Her body is usually naked - as "bath" would suggest - both for practical and sensual reasons. For reasons of the standard male performance (5-12 cc of fresh ejaculate), more than one man is likely to be called on to turn on the supply for her. The alternative - pre-packaged sperm from one or more sources - is rather too gruesome to contemplate. And a girl can get mighty cold and bored waiting around in her birthday suit for a fully satisfactory coverage of her bathing needs by any one man's repeated creative outputs.

Cumbaths are by nature often more easily come by in porno - with the help of fluid supplements and substitutes, and a few sleights of hand - than in the hard light of workable reality.

by kofi May 19, 2003

cumbath

The worst level of humanity you can think of. If you are classified as a "cumbath," then don't expect to find a high paying job, an attractive wife, or any amount of happiness in your life. Your only hope is to be covered in the wonderful biological man-substance known as "cum." You'll be poor and probably sell pencils in a little tin cup, but you will be always warm due to the eternal baths of creamy ball butter that is expunged upon your corpulence. Enjoy it, you douchebag, or should I say, "cumbath."

God dammit, Subin and Screech are such monstrous cumbaths. They just watch Seinfeld and eat Japanese food. Bunch of cumbaths!!"

by Litterbean December 28, 2005

Salty Cumbath

Another way of saying Gangbang between two female friends. Typically one of both of them is either newly single and or cheating on their spouse.

"Hey Beverly,

Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."

by Ranchgirls July 25, 2022

Peter North CumBath

Getting cummed on by the great Peter North

Everyone laughed at mike,when he received a peter north cumbath.

by grandpubah October 26, 2004

peter north cumbath

gettin creamed on by peter north

boy was mikey's face white after he received a peter north cumbath

by roy October 26, 2004

Cumathlon

A challenge between two or more cumdumpsters in an attempt to become the ultimate ejaculatory fluid swallowing and bathing slut. These competitions can last days, maybe even weeks.

"Sasha was victorious in the last cumathlon after receiving over 9000 facials and swallowing around 20 gallons of sperm."

by ElDanio December 16, 2008

Cum-Bath

A cum-bath is a favorite of true sluts. The whore allows herself to be drenched in hot cum from head to toe. If a slut is lucky she will get 10 to 15 men to shoot jizz in her hair, on her face and tits, all over her wet used pussy, and on her dirty ass.

Kathy got a nice hot cum-bath last night. When i got home from work she was lying naked on the bed surrounded by men she had met at a bar. Her face was already sticky with cum and she was begging for more. She was rubbing jizz into her tits and calling herself a cumslut.

by btld September 27, 2007