cumbersnach
cumbersnach by Smiley_the_demon December 2, 2017
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Cumberbachelor
Name given to the oft-neglected male partner of a Cumberbitch. Said male seldom has control of the television remote, and is forced to watch repeated screenings of "Sherlock". If the Cumberbachelor shares a computer with his Cumberbitch, he will be subjected to Photoshopped screensavers and wallpaper of Benedict Cumberbatch and his own partner. Conference of Cumberbachelor status upon a male Trekkie may cause resentment or confusion. The Cumberbitch may insist that the Cumberbachelor change his hair colour, style, and texture, to fit with Benedict Cumberbatch's latest film or television role. A Cumberbachelor is akin to a Football Widow or Gamer Widow.
"Gee Dave, you might as well move in, you've been here every night this week."
"Yeah Sam, Jane's hired out all the seasons of Sherlock again, call me a Cumberbachelor".
"Yeah Sam, Jane's hired out all the seasons of Sherlock again, call me a Cumberbachelor".
Cumberbachelor by emmelby July 31, 2013
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Cumbersnatch
The moistening of underwear experienced by a high proportion of women upon watching Sherlock, the recent Sherlock Holmes adaptation on the BBC.
X: *watches Sherlock* sakfjksdhflsdkhfdjkghfdg.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.
Cumbersnatch by Piesky August 10, 2010
cumbersnatched
When you pay big bucks to take your girl to a movie thinking that you will be rewarded later for the gesture only to have your girl moan, groan and let go of your gracious hand when she sees Benidict Cumberbitch come upon the silver screen.
Jay
" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
cumbersnatched by Cumbersnatched May 13, 2016
Cumbersnatch
The fourth dimensional pocket caused by a tear in the space-time continuum located in Benedict Cumberbatch's anus that acts as a limitless storage space to said actor.
Sherlock pulled an assortment of miscellaneous items from his Cumbersnatch during the investigation of a case.
Cumbersnatch by uncle tequila March 3, 2017
Cumbersnatch
An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.
A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.
Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.
Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.
A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.
Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.
Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.
Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"
Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"
Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"
Cumbersnatch by theboobox February 11, 2020
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cumberknackle by Suckerpussyfuck July 17, 2018
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