Cumbersnatcher
When you put a cucumber up your arse and half of it breaks off leaving the remaining half ‘snatched’
Cumbersnatcher by Sr Rex May 8, 2026
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Cumbersnatch
The moistening of underwear experienced by a high proportion of women upon watching Sherlock, the recent Sherlock Holmes adaptation on the BBC.
X: *watches Sherlock* sakfjksdhflsdkhfdjkghfdg.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.
Cumbersnatch by Piesky August 10, 2010
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When you pay big bucks to take your girl to a movie thinking that you will be rewarded later for the gesture only to have your girl moan, groan and let go of your gracious hand when she sees Benidict Cumberbitch come upon the silver screen.
Jay
" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
cumbersnatched by Cumbersnatched May 13, 2016
Cumbersnatch
The fourth dimensional pocket caused by a tear in the space-time continuum located in Benedict Cumberbatch's anus that acts as a limitless storage space to said actor.
Sherlock pulled an assortment of miscellaneous items from his Cumbersnatch during the investigation of a case.
Cumbersnatch by uncle tequila March 3, 2017
Cumbersnatch
An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.
A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.
Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.
Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.
A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.
Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.
Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.
Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"
Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"
Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"
Cumbersnatch by theboobox February 11, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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