Cumbersnatch 

The moistening of underwear experienced by a high proportion of women upon watching Sherlock, the recent Sherlock Holmes adaptation on the BBC.

X: *watches Sherlock* sakfjksdhflsdkhfdjkghfdg.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.

Cumbersnatch by Piesky August 10, 2010

Cumbersnatch 

The fourth dimensional pocket caused by a tear in the space-time continuum located in Benedict Cumberbatch's anus that acts as a limitless storage space to said actor.

Sherlock pulled an assortment of miscellaneous items from his Cumbersnatch during the investigation of a case.

Cumbersnatch by uncle tequila March 3, 2017

Cumbersnatch 

An individual who steals or "snatches" cucumbers for sexual gratification.

A chinese dish, comprising cucumbers and your cousins broad nose, often served in a broth with ciabatta bread.

Vegan body builders who perform snatch lifts whilst consuming cumberland curlers.

Most archaeologists are cumbersnatchers.

Person A: "Your sense of humour sucks asshole"
Person B "You fucking Cumbersnatch"

Man: "What is today's special Garcon?"
Waiter: "Cumbersnatch"

Cumbersnatch by theboobox February 11, 2020

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Someone with and incredible face with gorgeous cheekbones.

His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"

Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!

Benedict Cumberbatch by SherlockHolmesObsession January 10, 2017

The Cumberbatch Effect

When the mind encounters a face that by all accounts should be seen as incredibly strange looking, but instead interprets it as ridiculously attractive. This term is displayed strongly by, and named for, British actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

Girl one: "His cheekbones don't even make sense, and his head is so tall. He should be ugly. . . why am I aroused?"
Girl two: "It's the Cumberbatch Effect"
Girl one: "It's just like James Marsters all over again"

The Cumberbatch Effect by TheBabyBear November 2, 2011

cumberbatching 

To mess up someone's name on purpose.

It came from the running joke of people intentionally messing up Benedict Cumberbatch's name.

Person 1: People need to stop cumberbatching Benadict Cumberbatch's name.

Person 2: I think you mean Banister Crumblebench.

Person 3: I’m pretty sure its Benedong Cucumber.

cumberbatching by Cucumber_water August 15, 2020

benedict cumberbatch's laugh 

The most beautiful, melodious, and sonorous sound known to man. Also see "otter call" and "Butterscotch Crumplesnack's laugh."

An unfortunate accident involving Benedict Cumberbatch's laugh in a BBC interview yesterday caused over 1.6 million fangirls to be hospitalized for heart attacks or bizarre Apnea incidents.

benedict cumberbatch's laugh by A Proper Genius June 1, 2016