Noun. Referring to the female genitalia. Better known word invented by the television host of Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler, uses this word so that her audience can understand what she is talking about without her legal team getting upset for the use of profanity. See also pussy

"Lindsay Lohan's caslopus could really earn her some cash in this new movie."

Caslopus by Bedazzled Addison May 6, 2010

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caslopus

Another word for your mom's gross crotch.

Wow, you're mom's caslopus was so sticky and I could smell it from across the room.

caslopus by naebear2 April 10, 2009

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caslopous

vagina

anyone can enter her caslopous

caslopous by twatsickle June 30, 2009

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coslopis

Synonym for vulva or vagina and usually used in a humorous way. Made popular by Chelsea Handler on her TV show Chelsea Lately.

I turned around and a midget smacked me right in the coslopis.

coslopis by x-ray vision April 17, 2009

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COSLOPUS

Women no-no parts, female 'special square', vaginal cavity, beaver parts, woman crotch area.

she caught her husband's penis hiding inside the swedish nanny's coslopus

COSLOPUS by WomanSavant33 July 6, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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