Noun. Referring to the female genitalia. Better known word invented by the television host of Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler, uses this word so that her audience can understand what she is talking about without her legal team getting upset for the use of profanity. See also pussy

"Lindsay Lohan's caslopus could really earn her some cash in this new movie."

Caslopus by Bedazzled Addison May 6, 2010

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caslopus

Another word for your mom's gross crotch.

Wow, you're mom's caslopus was so sticky and I could smell it from across the room.

caslopus by naebear2 April 10, 2009

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coslopis

Synonym for vulva or vagina and usually used in a humorous way. Made popular by Chelsea Handler on her TV show Chelsea Lately.

I turned around and a midget smacked me right in the coslopis.

coslopis by x-ray vision April 17, 2009

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cosloppus

Originating from comedian Chelsea Handler this is a noun used when discussing the female anatomy. It can be used interchangeably with vagina.

My cosloppus hurts from wearing this thong.

cosloppus by wickedwithwords May 22, 2010

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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