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Chelsea Handlers' way of saying vagina.
"dude, her coslopus was a jungle!"
Coslopus by USCbabe11 March 3, 2009
Words you can keep
Women no-no parts, female 'special square', vaginal cavity, beaver parts, woman crotch area.
she caught her husband's penis hiding inside the swedish nanny's coslopus
COSLOPUS by WomanSavant33 July 6, 2011
Related Words
A girls lady bits, her pachine, the vagina folks.
A latin. Word derived from cosloppoopotimus.
Stacy is so promiscuous, everyone has seen or been inside her coslopus.
coslopus by TheLifeOfKai May 1, 2021

Caslopus 

Noun. Referring to the female genitalia. Better known word invented by the television host of Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler, uses this word so that her audience can understand what she is talking about without her legal team getting upset for the use of profanity. See also pussy
"Lindsay Lohan's caslopus could really earn her some cash in this new movie."

caslopus 

Another word for your mom's gross crotch.
Wow, you're mom's caslopus was so sticky and I could smell it from across the room.
caslopus by naebear2 April 10, 2009

coslopis 

Synonym for vulva or vagina and usually used in a humorous way. Made popular by Chelsea Handler on her TV show Chelsea Lately.
I turned around and a midget smacked me right in the coslopis.
coslopis by x-ray vision April 17, 2009
Originating from comedian Chelsea Handler this is a noun used when discussing the female anatomy. It can be used interchangeably with vagina.
My cosloppus hurts from wearing this thong.
cosloppus by wickedwithwords May 22, 2010
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