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A crusty penis the shape of a croissant.
"dude put away your crusty crunchy cruscle were at the movies!"
cruscle by Peach420 September 21, 2017
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The act of being without a crush. Single af. Free. No feelings.
"I'm finally crushless! I let go of those feelings faster than I caught em."
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The muscle that women use to squeeze your penis during intercourse. A.K.A. the Cunt Muscle!
Man she has strong cuscles... she milked the cum right out of me!
cuscle by LaPirata November 30, 2010
WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty
Cruncle by wowza! November 13, 2014

crustless socks 

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.
Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

cruncled 

Hybrid descriptive word between crinkled, crimped, crunched, creased and crushed.
The videotape was cruncled by the machine.

I washed the curtains, hung them up and they are still cruncled

They cruncled my car!
cruncled by Alan Lee October 1, 2006

crustless 

In the most general sense, anything crustless is the outcome of an intensified suburban culture. The term "crustless" itself refers to the act of cutting crust off of a sandwich in order to make it more palatable for a crustless child. But the sandwiches are just the beginning. Being crustless is a lifestyle, not just a way to eat...see thecrustless.blogspot.com for good examples
"Did you see that kid's zip-off pants? Those are so crustless!"
crustless by Crust Master August 23, 2011
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