wowza!'s definitions

trent jarvis

When two sisters hook up with the same guy’s boar shank!

We pulled a Trent Jarvis last night but one sister got sloppy seconds!

by wowza! September 3, 2023

Cruncle

Cousin-Uncle

WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty

by wowza! November 13, 2014

Tamara

Tamara is a girl who's HELLA shy when you first meet her and is also a dork and a weirdo, a bit of a flirt too. shes confident about her looks and EVERYYYTHING. she doesn't let other people let her down , and she has FINE ASS BOOBS. so if you see a big boobed girl whos weird then that's definitely a Tamara.

M: "holy shit look at her boobs"

J: "Thats a Tamara all right."

by wowza! March 25, 2022

Kanye West

A rapper who is in exile by all fellow celebrities and fans for multiple incidents of complete and utter stupidity, racism, stereotyping and rudeness.

Jill: Oh my god! Did you see Kanye West on the 2009 MMVAs?! He is such an ass!

Jenna: I know! Did you hear him make that speech about how President Bush hates black people a while ago!?

by Wowza! October 12, 2009

yaren't

Yaren't is "Y'all" and "aren't" smashed together into one, meaning "You all are not" most likely.

?: "Yaren't ready for this one."

by wowza! March 25, 2022