The creepy uncle in the family, everyone has one. If you don't, you probably ARE the cruncle.
"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"
"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"
"Are you seeing your family over the holidays?'
"Yeah, but I'm kind of dreading it because my creepy uncle is gonna be there. He hugs weird for an uncle. Pretty sure he's a pedo."
"I hear ya, everyones got a cruncle."