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cruncle
Creepy uncle
Cruncle
"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"
"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"
"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"
Cruncle by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
Cruncle
Cruncle
"Are you seeing your family over the holidays?'
"Yeah, but I'm kind of dreading it because my creepy uncle is gonna be there. He hugs weird for an uncle. Pretty sure he's a pedo."
"I hear ya, everyones got a cruncle."
"Yeah, but I'm kind of dreading it because my creepy uncle is gonna be there. He hugs weird for an uncle. Pretty sure he's a pedo."
"I hear ya, everyones got a cruncle."
Cruncle by Darth Scarborough February 5, 2022
cruncheesey
cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014
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