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The act of being without a crush. Single af. Free. No feelings.
"I'm finally crushless! I let go of those feelings faster than I caught em."
Words you can keep
1.a person who has no intimate feelings for someone
2.someone who has no crush due to heartbreak
Ex. Daniel is a crushless boy
Crushless by Crushless' July 18, 2022

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand
It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

cluseless 

KLūS-less; adjective. used to describe someone who is both clueless and useless
That guy doesn't know what he's doing, and he has no purpose in being here. He is completely cluseless.
cluseless by Rotorgust January 16, 2014

Couthless 

Derived from the word couth witch means, Marked by or possessing a high degree of sophistication; refined; considerate; or Thoughtful

Add the word less, and you have an event or thing that has no degree of sophistication, consideration, or thought.
1) Nicole cheats on Thistle everyday, That bitch is Couthless
2) She has no Couth at all
3) That comment sure was Couthless
Couthless by Take No Prizonaz February 22, 2005

Melon Crushers 

Big juicy thighs that could crush your head like a Watermelon
"Dude, you see that girl's legs over there, look at those melon crushers!"
Melon Crushers by LSDemons October 14, 2020

cashless 

dude1:
I want to get hammered tonight! Are you with me?

dude2:
Yeah, but I'm kinda cashless.

dude1:
No worries I pay
cashless by Sisko warrior May 12, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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