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Uncle Bob just made a pass at me. What a cruncle!
cruncle by ohmfab September 18, 2009
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The creepy uncle in the family, everyone has one. If you don't, you probably ARE the cruncle.
"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"

"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"
Cruncle by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
Check out this guy kicking your neighbors dog... must be a cruncle
Cruncle by Cruncles June 14, 2010
1. A creepy uncle.

2. An uncle who gives off pervert vibes.
"Are you seeing your family over the holidays?'
"Yeah, but I'm kind of dreading it because my creepy uncle is gonna be there. He hugs weird for an uncle. Pretty sure he's a pedo."
"I hear ya, everyones got a cruncle."
Cruncle by Darth Scarborough February 5, 2022

cruncheesey 

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.
Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)
cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014
Man I hate crunce, it ruins the the rest of the sausage.
Crunce by "gendo" September 8, 2022