cruncled

Hybrid descriptive word between crinkled, crimped, crunched, creased and crushed.

The videotape was cruncled by the machine.

I washed the curtains, hung them up and they are still cruncled

They cruncled my car!

by Alan Lee October 1, 2006

credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

by monstermere January 15, 2009

Cruncked

Being taken down without dying

“Homie got knocked out in one hit.”

“You mean cruncked?”

“Oh yeah my bad.”

by IWillCrunkYou July 9, 2021

crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

Cruncle

Cousin-Uncle

WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty

by wowza! November 13, 2014

crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

by Casper64 October 14, 2006

crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

by Super Steve February 25, 2020