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crippled egg museum
A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.
Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.
crippled egg museum by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010
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Crippled Smurf
Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.
Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf
Crippled Smurf by Zack McD November 28, 2017
cum crippled
After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.
cum crippled by joerazz64 October 18, 2010
CrumpleDummple
CrumpleDummple by --BerryTheManokit-- November 29, 2022
crupple
I just cruppled ... the kid, and I ... leaned over and I said, "...When are you gonna stop playing games with God?"
crupple by plunderingsloth June 29, 2016
crippled spastic
boomytastic
"That pie was crippled spastic"
"That joint was actually crippled spastic"
"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"
"That joint was actually crippled spastic"
"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"
crippled spastic by garylikesweed February 5, 2009
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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