cruppled 

this is slang for a hangover, in use on college campuses approximately 2003-2006. it was often used in a specific format as shown in the example sentence

buddy, i’m all cruppled up from last night’s shenanigans!

cruppled by realstan January 1, 2024

crippled egg museum 

A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.

Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.

crippled egg museum by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010

Crippled Smurf 

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

Crippled Smurf by Zack McD November 28, 2017

cum crippled 

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

cum crippled by joerazz64 October 18, 2010

CrumpleDummple 

When your ass crumbs harden creating a rock hard log....Basically a hard, flaky shit

guys. GUYS! you'll never believe the CrumpleDummple Amber Heard just took in my bed!

CrumpleDummple by --BerryTheManokit-- November 29, 2022

crupple 

to punch a kid as hard as one can in the chest, esp. in the name of the Lord

I just cruppled ... the kid, and I ... leaned over and I said, "...When are you gonna stop playing games with God?"

crupple by plunderingsloth June 29, 2016

crippled spastic 

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

crippled spastic by garylikesweed February 5, 2009