creppled

The state of being completely and absolutely fucked.

1- Shaking a bums hand is creppled.
2- Scott Barrie

by Ben Graeff May 20, 2008

crippled egg museum

A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.

Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.

by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010

Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

cum crippled

after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled

After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.

by joerazz64 October 18, 2010

crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011

crippled

Someone who has been newly initiated into the "Crips" gang.

D'bo just got initiated into the Crips. Let's get buck n' crunk to dat funky c-walk in celebration to his being crippled.

Q: Why's the sky blue?
A: 'Cause the Earth B crippled cuz!

by Ballz-Loc December 26, 2008