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Crappled 

When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.
One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.
Crappled by Bilbo D. Faggins October 16, 2012
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Crappled 

the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.
We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.
Crappled by Funkoma January 12, 2011

crappled 

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.

crappled 

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.
MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled
crappled by diskgrinder March 23, 2010

Crapped a shit 

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.
Crapped a shit by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

holy crip its a crapple 

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair
"Holy crip its a crapple"
A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.

Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.
I wanted to play the new game that came out with my friend, but he bought a Crapple computer.
Crapple by Gandalf20000 January 30, 2010