All varieties of crumpet-related edibles
The Queen partook in her usual tea time, but required a greater level of crumpetry than the average peasant.
by doorag willy November 4, 2006
Get the crumpetry mug.The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
by userbits March 7, 2010
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by The Insult Man May 19, 2021
Get the Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher mug.A dry vagina.
by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017
Get the crumpetsnatch mug.1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.
2. A strumpet or slut.
3. A Cuss word.
2. A strumpet or slut.
3. A Cuss word.
1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.
2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!
3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!
3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010
Get the Bloody Crumpet mug.Over the top poetics that sound like they're from a Motley Crue song. Often used while drunk, on drugs, or heartbroken.
"I'm on a high rise, of passion and pain"
or
"Baby when you left me, my heart broke apart. I need to feel you like a fire deep in my heart."
Did you hear Jeff last night? He was spittin some serious Cruetry to Lisa.
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"Baby when you left me, my heart broke apart. I need to feel you like a fire deep in my heart."
Did you hear Jeff last night? He was spittin some serious Cruetry to Lisa.
by Nacho720 March 24, 2009
Get the Cruetry mug.A fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged VW. Most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much KFC.
Fuck B Dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her muff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.
by BigWebstar May 21, 2010
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