crumpetry
The Queen partook in her usual tea time, but required a greater level of crumpetry than the average peasant.
crumpetry by doorag willy November 4, 2006
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crumpet party
The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010
Related Words
crumpetry • Crumpety • trumpetry • Chumpetry • crumpety-mouthed • Crumptery • Crumpet ring • crumpet • Crumpeting • Crumpetmuncher
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Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021
Bloody Crumpet
1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.
2. A strumpet or slut.
3. A Cuss word.
2. A strumpet or slut.
3. A Cuss word.
1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.
2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!
3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!
3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
Bloody Crumpet by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010
Cruetry
Over the top poetics that sound like they're from a Motley Crue song. Often used while drunk, on drugs, or heartbroken.
crumpet gut
A fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged VW. Most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much KFC.
Fuck B Dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her muff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.
crumpet gut by BigWebstar May 21, 2010
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