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A fat chicks gut that resembles the hood of a hail damaged VW. Most commonly found on welfare bludgers that hit up to much KFC.
Fuck B Dizzel i picked up this red headed minga last night, her crumpet gut hung over her muff so far that i had to lift the basterd up just to get a look in.
by BigWebstar May 21, 2010
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