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Crumpet Muncher 

A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.
Don't bother chatting her up Steve, I heard she's a crumpet muncher.
Crumpet Muncher by HadeK September 11, 2013
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Crumpet Muncher 

Yo dude did you here beckys a crumpet Muncher

Crumpet muncher 

Crumpet muncher is a similar term to “curry muncher” the difference is it’s a insult to the British
“Shut the fuck up crumpet muncher
Crumpet muncher by Ismellmymic February 20, 2021

Crumpet Muncher 

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.
Crumpet Muncher by Npet2301 April 13, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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