Crumpetmuncher 

A derogatory term for someone from Britian.
A spin off of the term carpetmuncher.

British: Ugh, Americans are so fat and obnoxious!
American: Shut up you fucking Crumpetmuncher!

Crumpetmuncher by Lilli her Excellence July 19, 2011

Crumpet Muncher 

A female of the lesbian persuasion.
Also known as a dyke, lesbo, carpet-muncher, todger dodger, she who licks the honey pot.

Don't bother chatting her up Steve, I heard she's a crumpet muncher.

Crumpet Muncher by HadeK September 11, 2013

Crumpet Muncher 

An English Lesbian

Yo dude did you here beckys a crumpet Muncher

Crumpet Muncher by Bossbitch420 June 24, 2016

Crumpet muncher 

Crumpet muncher is a similar term to “curry muncher” the difference is it’s a insult to the British

“Shut the fuck up crumpet muncher”

Crumpet muncher by Ismellmymic February 20, 2021

Crumpet Muncher 

A redcoat tea taxer.

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.

Crumpet Muncher by Npet2301 April 13, 2022