Crumptery
"Stop with your crumptery *breaks down laughing and falls off chair into the pits of hell, because the joke was extremely dark.*"
Crumptery by toothbrushed September 4, 2023
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crumpler
A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.
crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006
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Crumptery • crumpetry • Crumpter Pot • crumpler • Crumper • Crumpety • Crumpty • Chumpetry • crumbery • crumperture
crumpsterbating
crumpsterbating by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010
crumperture
A game daily played by bored office workers sitting in their office blocks.
This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B
Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.
Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.
Winner gets satisfaction.
This game is played with two people.
One willing and one not.
We will call the willing Team A
we will call non willing Team B
Team A waits for the perfect time. The busiest hour of the day where all office blocks are quite. (It is important to have from 30-100 ripped out papers available). Once there is complete quite Team A repeatedly takes out a paper and crumbles it as loudly and awkwardly as possible. Team B will either get curious or greatly annoyed by the 15th paper. Team A scoring is as follows
1 point- Team B kindly asks them to stop
2 points- Team B asks them to stop in a rather demanding tone
3 points- Team B tells them to stop.
ex: Stop!
5 points- They are warned to stop
ex: I swear to god dennis if you dont stop
7 points- They are screamed at
ex: You lousy motherfucker stop that shit!
10 points- If they are physically abused
ex: One more fucking time dennis and i'll bash your head in :reaches over and chockes team a:
Auto win: If Team B quits job
If Team A gets too 30 points they win
If Team B ignores Team A, Team B auto wins because Team A did not get any points.
If Team A gets more than no points but less than thirty nobody wins.
Hypothetically Team A always wins. Cause its cool like that.
Winner gets satisfaction.
" Stop that shit Jimmy Fuck this shit i quite"
"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"
"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"
thats crumperture for you!
"Haha! I jsut fucking won?"
"what?""Oh shit!""Fine man you won this time"
thats crumperture for you!
crumperture by dennisd95 January 19, 2009
Crumpty
crumpted
crumpted by Termanatoes January 16, 2018
crumpetry
The Queen partook in her usual tea time, but required a greater level of crumpetry than the average peasant.
crumpetry by doorag willy November 4, 2006
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