crumpets

a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try

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Crumpets

1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.

1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!

Crumpets by moony November 18, 2003

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An exclamation used instead of a curse word. (i.e. Crap, Dammit, etc.)

Sandra: Oh crumpets! i dropped my phone in the toilet!

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A word used to describe an amazing guitarist who kicks ass at improv and speaks through music more than words.

Dude! That was a sick-ass crumpets solo!

Crumpets by cheesygrins February 16, 2010

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"Please Ma'am, may I put some love butter on your crumpets?"

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A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?

Crumpets by Captn Luke December 9, 2008

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A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?

Crumpets by Captn Luke December 9, 2008

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