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Alcoholic shots.

This term applies to when friends try to avoid drinking on special occasions and ask for substitutes made with marijuana.
"That Ho thinks he can get out of doing shots Monday night and keeps asking for edibles instead!"
Edibles by Ohwhatchamacallit July 22, 2014
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cinammon flavored altoids a phrase commonly used amongst children in secondary/middle school. named edibles because of their immensely strong flavor just like the marijuana edibles
Yo jimmy pass the edibles.
A group of friends that are crazy and most probably homo. Everyone is jealous of them and want to either be them or fuck them. You can’t become one- you are born one.
Dude 1: Woah bro who are they?!
Dude 2: Hah, You don’t know? They are THE edibles!
Dude 1: ...
Dude 2: I know man 🤤
Edibles by edible1&2 October 28, 2019

Yo these edibles ain't shit 

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.
Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"

These Edibles ain't shiii 

When your impatient ass doesn't know that edibles take 3x as long to kick in compared to smoking, so you take more and get hit harder than that unstoppable train from GTA 5.
Man, These Edibles ain't shiii

incredible edibles 

they are edible objects that cannot be described any way other than increadible
man im so stoned, i need some incredible edibles
incredible edibles by garico October 1, 2013

These Edibles Ain’t Shit 

These Edibles Ain’t Shit is a slang term used to describe somebody ‘greening out’ on the Mary Jane, Edibles can be in many shapes and sizes. Usually These Edibles ain’t shit happens when you’re impatient and eat more edibles than you should’ve. This causes you to proclaim out to your friends. “Damn, These edibles ain’t shit”

You will then become a shadow of yourself and discover new worlds

You then skip to you 4 bags of Cheetos deep while watching Dr Phil
Austin: Bro I got some edibles, do you want some?
You: yeah sure

*30 minutes later*

You: I’ll eat some more

*1 hour later*

You: Still feeling nothing Austin, These Edibles Ain’t shit

*Transcends across space and time*
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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