crumguzzler

A person who turns up a bag of chips, pretzels or any crummy food product to finish off the remnants

Hey check out that fat crumguzzler chugging that Dorito dust!

by Max L. May 16, 2007

cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.

my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.

by hopanger October 17, 2002

Cumguzzleriffic

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.

"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

cummguzzler

Person Who Slurps others Sperm, an insult

Andrew is such a cummguzzler

by loverboy69 May 6, 2008

cumguzzler

A person who enjoys the taste of cum and guzzles it from a man like they can't get enough no matter how fast they swallow it.

Those students at C.C. are such cumguzzlers in the cafeteria.

by pedro May 13, 2005

cumguzzler

a man or woman who likes to drink the sexual excretions of a penis.

That Jason Franks is such a "cumguzzler".

by Ruby October 5, 2002

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010