jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 07, 2010

jungle juice

alcoholic beverage consisting of multiple different types of drinks..used if running low on alcohol or if you have to get drunk real quick

-dude john is real wasted

-jell ya man cuz he drank 3 cups of jungle juice

by blackjohno April 07, 2010