crounk

a slang word devised from the words cooch and junk that is used to refer to the female genitalia. First used by T. Jenkin

"She has a dirty crounk"

by rimmer January 21, 2003

Crounk

Justin Scott

Justin Scott is Crounk.

by Balaith Jr March 3, 2021

Crunk Docta

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

by IH8XC November 1, 2005

crunk face

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

Cronkle

The hardened portion of lotion or soap that unites at the tip of the bottle (or tube) dispenser

Aw man! My new lubriderm already formed a cronkle! (noun)

I rubbed it into my hand and got friggen cronkled! (verb)

“Mom I told you not to buy the cronkly soap again!” “Derrek you’re 46 and still living in my basement, I think you can go buy your own soap!” (adjective)

by smartwoman12368 January 17, 2019

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by Cronkers February 12, 2020