rimmer's definitions

Grundle

a breakfast sandwich usually consisting of sausage, egg (at least what the government tells us is egg) and cheese on a bagle or english muffin

oh snap! today is grundle day! I'm getting breakfast

by Rimmer April 7, 2005

Becky

A conniving social climber who would stab anyone in the back for her own gain; a girl who would do freaky stuff in bed if it makes her relevant; normally a white girl or a black girl who acts white.

That Becky ass bitch about to get cut thinking she bout to get with my man.

I don't need him to be relevant. He better call Becky if he thinks he can treat a bitch like that.

by Rimmer May 15, 2016

needle

A deregatory term used to imply a lack of genital size in the pants.

syn. Pencil dick

You have a real needle.

by rimmer January 21, 2003

rim job

The exquisite act of licking the soft, wrinkled asshole of a beautiful woman.

She sucked my cock as I gave her a rim job. As I licked her asshole she squirmed.

by Rimmer October 17, 2003

crounk

a slang word devised from the words cooch and junk that is used to refer to the female genitalia. First used by T. Jenkin

"She has a dirty crounk"

by rimmer January 21, 2003

one eyed pirate

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

by rimmer January 21, 2003