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"Cronk" may be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, preposition, interjection, or article.

The use of "cronk" signifies any word which the speaker wishes to replace or create.
I wish this stupid cronk on my toe would just disappear!
Wow, you really cronked her last night!
Now that's cronkin'.
Cronk!
by Forest Prefontaine January 18, 2008
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To have a fit; to freak out
My parents cronked when they found out I'd been out until 4 AM.
by Laur June 24, 2003
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A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.
I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.
by Scott June 02, 2004
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The onamatapaeic (sounds like what it is)word for slaping one's flacid cock against the face of a ladyfriend.
I got bored in the night so I snuck into her room and gave her a right good cronking.
by Palmer Eldritch April 18, 2004
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to get high on high grade pot also known as chronic, because the pot gives you a chronic cough
Let's go out and get cronked
by been there September 19, 2003
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