Cronkle

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The hardened portion of lotion or soap that unites at the tip of the bottle (or tube) dispenser

Aw man! My new lubriderm already formed a cronkle! (noun)

I rubbed it into my hand and got friggen cronkled! (verb)

“Mom I told you not to buy the cronkly soap again!” “Derrek you’re 46 and still living in my basement, I think you can go buy your own soap!” (adjective)

Cronkle by smartwoman12368 January 17, 2019

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Cronkers

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Cronkers by Cronkers February 12, 2020

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crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010

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shit crinkle

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.

davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle

shit crinkle by aardvarks September 27, 2007

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crinkle ass

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled

Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."

crinkle ass by Squeazl August 4, 2009

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Crunkleberry Tree

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"

"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"

Crunkleberry Tree by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

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Crinkle Star

Another word for Asshole!

My crinkle star is dirtier than uasual!

Crinkle Star by Ben Morris and Jimmy Dornbush January 13, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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