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To be highly intoxicated, usually from intense alchohol consumption.
It's New Years Eve, lets get cronked!
cronked by Hash Pipe December 31, 2003
Words you can keep
Yo, you are totally cronked
Cronked by Jefferson K May 6, 2018
V. To be drunk and/or high
Bruh I got sooooo cronked last night
Cronked by Mliv July 17, 2020
cronked is where you get beyond gone... like really fucked
1- “hey man what should we do tonight”
2- “let’s have a party and get cronked”
(after covid obviously)
cronked by hahahahahaokayokay February 10, 2021
A word that I made up for fucked, messed up or fucked up
Ex. Yo I got cronked
Cronked by MadisonJago April 17, 2021
When you totally get nelked with the boys 🤟
You tryna get absolutely cronked on Friday?!?!?
CRONKED by Hunty z October 27, 2021

Cronked on Gronk 

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.
"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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