crookz

(n.)A joke "prep school gang", who live in a "prep school ghetto" consisting of 2 rich white kids and 3 joke wannabe thugs
(v.) acting like a wanna be gang member, who would get fucked up if ever in a fight

Z Stein is such a crook, he'd get killed in a fight with my mom.

crookz by Perkins February 22, 2003

crookz

they are lead by 2 members of the hewbrew faith, enough said

Yo muthafuckin crookz we can't roll on E today and mess up whitey, i gotta go to temple

crookz by perkins February 23, 2003

Tha Crookz 

a group of the first black jews around: ty tucker and ZOLTAN. also claiming to be 'pimps' but still remain 2 of the biggest virgins around, and generally do not know how to lick a pussy when it is placed in front of their face. C

Ty: ima fuck that girl and her friend at the same time!

Tha Crookz by yeat February 24, 2003

the crookedest street in the World 

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!

You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

the crookedest street in the World by Starchylde April 26, 2015

Crooked Serbian 

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

Crooked Serbian by Tricycle January 23, 2013

level 1 crook 

Spawning from the amazing ad campaign from the hit game Mafia City, a Level 1 Crook is the lowest level character and regarded as inferior to the much better character, Level 35 Boss. The term Level 1 Crook can be used as an insult meaning that someone is inferior to you (implying you are the Level 35 Boss and they are the Level 1 Crook).

Greg: Yo did you hear the new Sheck Wes song Mo Bamba?
Evan: Shut the fuck up you Level 1 Crook.

level 1 crook by pepe_extendus January 6, 2019

Crooketry 

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

Crooketry by Yoncé October 10, 2014