crookz

(n.)A joke "prep school gang", who live in a "prep school ghetto" consisting of 2 rich white kids and 3 joke wannabe thugs
(v.) acting like a wanna be gang member, who would get fucked up if ever in a fight

Z Stein is such a crook, he'd get killed in a fight with my mom.

by Perkins February 22, 2003

crookz

they are lead by 2 members of the hewbrew faith, enough said

Yo muthafuckin crookz we can't roll on E today and mess up whitey, i gotta go to temple

by perkins February 23, 2003

Tha Crookz

a group of the first black jews around: ty tucker and ZOLTAN. also claiming to be 'pimps' but still remain 2 of the biggest virgins around, and generally do not know how to lick a pussy when it is placed in front of their face. C

Ty: ima fuck that girl and her friend at the same time!

by yeat February 24, 2003

the crookedest street in the World

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!

You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

by Starchylde April 26, 2015

Crooked Serbian

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

by Tricycle January 23, 2013

level 1 crook

Spawning from the amazing ad campaign from the hit game Mafia City, a Level 1 Crook is the lowest level character and regarded as inferior to the much better character, Level 35 Boss. The term Level 1 Crook can be used as an insult meaning that someone is inferior to you (implying you are the Level 35 Boss and they are the Level 1 Crook).

Greg: Yo did you hear the new Sheck Wes song Mo Bamba?
Evan: Shut the fuck up you Level 1 Crook.

by pepe_extendus January 6, 2019

Crooketry

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

by Yoncé October 10, 2014